Bruce Witzenburg

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41883666833471484752012-01-01T01:09:50.969-05:00Bruce WitzenburgMain PageBruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-64082016047611842622009-09-15T20:47:00.002-04:002009-09-15T20:51:23.350-04:00A Mathematical Defense of Slightly Increasing Taxes

I love when Math can at least partially affirm a political viewpoint. Read MoreAnd yes - I fully realize how nerdy I am.

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-48650588800142924022009-06-26T01:24:00.004-04:002009-06-26T01:32:24.235-04:00Michael Bay will you sign my explosion?

Tonight I saw Transformers 2 in IMAX with Michael Bay. See the details behind this:on my personal page

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-20216133196062722132009-06-11T15:09:00.005-04:002009-06-11T15:17:19.405-04:00My Thoughts on Ron Howard's "Angles and Demons"

Usually I only push a preview on this page, but it's short and sweet so I'll still link to the post but include the whole thing here:I saw "Angles and Demons" a while back and these were my exact thoughts as I was leaving the theater. I figured I should get them down on paper before I forgot. (Click for larger image)

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-16120429041662610362008-10-20T16:59:00.002-04:002008-10-20T17:07:29.066-04:00My appologies.

I have been horrible at keeping up with everything going up in my life. My last update was in July and it is now October. While this is a formal excuse to delay slightly longer in posting again, this is a formal promise to finally make things more interesting around here again. I have tons of photos that I need to dump here along with mission reports for DC Defenestrators that are long overdue,

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-26398125895284361332008-07-27T01:41:00.006-04:002008-07-27T01:46:14.422-04:00Take A Risk

Recently I got the chance to direct another mission for the DC Defenestrators. The mission this time was to gather everyone up and play a life-size game of Risk on the map at Navy Memorial.All of the day's info can be found here.

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-7777550453396874762008-07-17T03:24:00.003-04:002008-07-17T03:28:29.407-04:00My New Toy

I was trying out my new laptop on the Metro ride home. Mostly to see what typing is like on such a small computer. It turns out it's not too bad. I strongly recommend the MSI Wind to anyone besides the hardcore gamer. To see more about that head over to my latest post here!

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Well I haven't updated in quite a time so I figure I should. The past couple of weeks have given me all the reason in the world to do exactly that!I had plenty of good happen... I got the girl, I got the promotion, I got interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, I got a laptop and I got to go golfing with my future family! There is of course some bad to go with this as I suffered some horrible back

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-21762706445847912172008-03-31T05:01:00.003-04:002008-03-31T05:05:21.345-04:00Famous For A Day

I recently had the privilege of directing and taking part in a DC Improv Everywhere mission where we convinced a ridiculous number of people that Peter Cardinale - someone who is not at all famous - was famous. We gave him a driver and surrounded him with bodyguards, fans and paparazi. Check out everything that happened here.

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-18042306055169260892007-12-01T14:33:00.000-05:002007-12-01T14:35:08.095-05:00Tony's B-day

Had a great time last night with some old friends and some brand new ones. Yes, it's only a personal life update and we all know how freakishly boring those can be, but if you actually want to hear about it just head here.Happy Reading Bruce

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-19525219103785897732007-11-28T15:40:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:42:41.224-05:00Stand up performance at the Hyatt Regency

I'm performing my second set at the Hyatt Regency on Dec 1st. Details on my comedy page

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-2768908110483010522007-11-28T15:34:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:40:25.677-05:00My New and Improved Blog.

I have added new sections to my blog in order to keep up with my ever-changing world. As you can see what used to be my entire blog is now the main page with several different sections. While you can find all posts made before I changed the layout on both the main page and an appropriate subsection, that will no longer be the case. The main page will be used as a dashboard to tell you small bits

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-8125255898666430522007-10-23T15:00:00.000-04:002007-10-25T11:57:47.821-04:00Stephen Colbert for President?

It seems more and more people are jumping on the Stephen Colbert for President bandwagon especially right here on Facebook. While I personally like the prospect of a charismatic and witty individual in the presidential seat, I think far too many people have put far too much faith in Colbert in the very infancy of his campaign (that's assuming he will attempt a legitimate run for president.)

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-42339447294261331992007-10-07T14:02:00.000-04:002007-10-07T14:35:39.220-04:00Car Problems

This week has been pretty bad for me getting into work already. I took Monday off, only came in a half day Tuesday, and was sick half of Wednesday and all of Thursday. As of Thursday night I had 12 hours of time in so I was going to have to work at least Saturday and maybe even Sunday.The fun started Friday. I worked most of the day, but I had some errands to run and took off after about 8 hours

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-10623504568804337432007-10-05T16:55:00.000-04:002007-11-28T15:44:40.891-05:00It's ok, because if Ann Coulter had a brain she wouldn't be able to sell books

For those of you unfamiliar with Ann Coulter, she was recently in the news for stating in an interview with representatives from the New York Observer concerning her most recent book If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans, that Bill Clinton deserves "a lot" of the accountability for 9/11, that Democrats are practicing a "primitive religion" when dealing with global warming and (my

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-65280804646504265662007-10-04T20:09:00.000-04:002007-10-05T00:03:07.412-04:00Boston and being sick.

I spent the day at home today because I've been sick for the past couple of days. It sucks pretty badly to be sick, but on the other hand I've enjoyed the day sleeping and watching TV. It's always nice to have some time off. Nothing of extreme consequence happened today so I figured I'd share about my trip up to Boston to see Kyle a.k.a BFK.Last week was the end of the fiscal year and I had quite

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-18696528781897794682007-10-03T22:13:00.000-04:002007-10-03T22:23:32.566-04:00Just for fun

I made a ton of these way back in the day so I thought I'd post some of my favorite de-motivational posters for anyone who stumbles across my blog:

Bruce Witzenburghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03785130033036841795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4188366683347148475.post-35334937390794435382007-10-03T21:07:00.000-04:002007-10-03T21:51:50.090-04:00An introduction to myself:

Like any blog, we'll kick this off with an introduction to myself. Now if you're reading this you probably already know me, but I want to test out my layout so I'll post anyways.I'm 24, in an amazing relationship, and working out for the Patent and Trademark Office out in VA. I have a cat who's name is Schrodinger and a very small and somewhat messy apartment for the two of us to live in.My

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